February 2012
richwhitelesbian:
its tuesday you fat nasty trash
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tabonell:
i wish i went to school with h0ttndanger0us
funkies:
annefranksgasmask:
h0ttndanger0us:
WHY CHEESY PICK UP LINES DONT FUCKING WORK; REBLOG IF U AGREE<3
so true
i have found the single most annoying human being on earth
worse than bruno mars
in tech we’re making maglev vehicles and we can put whatever we want on them and this girl put yolo on hers and my friend pointed it out to me and i literally burst out laughing and then the girl gave me a dirty look because she knew i was laughing at her and now i feel bad about it omfg
we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. we all live in a yellow submarine except my english teacher because she’s a bitch and she’s not invited
sometimes i think wow, im an intelligent person. and then i remember that every teenager thinks that
dad: i hate america lets just all move to canada
me: well the health care there isnt that grea-
dad: shut up
i never watch award shows and then everyone talks about all the inside jokes and i feel stupid that i didnt watch it, and then the cycle repeats
wow guys i guess its an impossible question hmnnm
i dont know whats happening my whole world is spiraling upside down i don’t know WHAT TO DK PLEASE HLP ME
WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY JESUS CHRIST
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
anyone have a livestream link cuz the tv’s all the way over there
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WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM HANKS??
galifianafuck:
WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM HANKS?? WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM HANKS?? WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM HANKS??WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM HANKS??WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM HANKS??WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM HANKS??
gradicat:
the story of my url
still laughin
catholicnun:
reblog if your url is what describes you
Prayer circle for Gary Oldman winning an Oscar plz
i dont even know what to say right now jesus christ
my friend’s dad just died…..oh my god he is one of the nicest people…….i cant imagine……………………
beyoncebeytwice:
realtalk i hate america im not doing anything american anymore im british now i will now stick an unnecessary ”u” in certain words and i will call my mom “mum” and i start saying “fit” and when i say football im actually referring to soccer ok you got that you dumb americans
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i really wanna be friends with bill hitchert